Nigerian Parents will put BEWARE OF DOGS sign on their
house gates when their daughters are in the adolescent stage
and looking cute.
Once they are 30, they change the sign to ICE BLOCK SOLD
HERE....
A man comes home late at night.
*.Husband shouts behind a locked door: ”Let me in!”
*.Wife: “Go back to where you`ve come from”.
*.Husband:” Let me in, or I`ll kill myself!”...
Akpos was passing by a bank and noticed quite a lot of people
queuing up at the ATM wall. He joined them and when it was
his turn to use the ATM, he withdrew all his money,...
A man built a room with 250 blocks and later
turned it to a school, with him being the
headmaster. Whenever his students offend him,
he would tell them to go and give the wall...
A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a
psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The
madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them
entered the Pilots Cabin;
MADMAN: Teach me...
TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week.
Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to
cover like no man"s business.
On test day,...
There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money.
He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money. He loved money more than...
Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing…
Husband : My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home…
Sergeant : What...
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over...
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in.
In the first room, people are standing...
A woman walked into my aunt"s animal shelter wanting to have her cat and six kittens spayed and neutered.
"Is the mother friendly?" my aunt asked.
"Very," said the woman, casting...
Akpos in a phone call with his friend
Friend:- Akpos afa na
Akpos:- Am gud
Friend:- I need those pictures in your phone
Akpos:- How can I give them to you?
Friend:- Send them to...
Akpos: Room for a night?
Hotel attendant: Yes The least is 120k
Akpos: Please can I sleep at the generator
house??? I love noise....
Akpos and his friend came to Lagos from their
village. Both of them can"t speak English
language. When they were walking in the street
of Lagos, they saw a very beautiful girl.
Akpos:- I go...
The federal government told all the political
parties in the federation to share whatever their
party logo is to thier members and supporters.
That is if your party logo is a cup, the party will
...
Akpos dont want to go to school, so he lied to
his mother that he was sick. His mum then
called a nurse in their compound to come and
check him.
The nurse brought out...
*WARNING WARNING**Any Nigerian* *caught
trying to commit suicide must be rescued and
arrested. We"re all in this economic crisis
together. Nobody is going anywhere....
Peter was in a boutique, he saw a pair of shoe
but his money was not enough to buy it.
A naked girl walked in, she went to the owner of
the boutique, touched his...
Akpos’ elder brother, Tommy, traveled to
London months ago, leaving behind Akpos,
their aged mom & their pet cat, Kelly. Last
week Tommy called from London to know
how they’re doing…
...
I believe the best magic is neither in Merlin"s
nor Harry Potter"s hands...
I was going out one fateful day and I needed
some money to buy some stuff urgently! I asked
my mum for...